Piggy's Day/Endings
From Create Your Own Story
This page catalogues all of the different possible endings in this story. It cannot be accessed via normal methods, as no pages link into it. If you intend on reading the whole story, this page can be used as a reference sheet on what endings you've encountered.
0. The police blows up your ass.
1. You fall from your roof, and decide to go back to bed.
2. You discover a bag of Whale-o's in your refrigerator, and eat them.
3. Cubehead accidentally blows up the zombie survival camp with an ecto-phaser
4. You, along with the entire zombie survival camp is blown up by a nuclear bomb.
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6. You eat a poisonous ice cream cone, but survive by puking it all out.
7. You stop a potential nuclear war.
8. You stay in prison, but your cellmate escapes.
9. You slap an angel in your dreams.
10. Reality breaks.
11. You become the ruler of the world.
12. You form a successful jelly business, and pay off your debts.
13. You have a deep discussion with The Alphabet Bird.
14. You wake up from a dehydration-induced coma, and find your hind legs missing.
15. You are killed in a battle with space nazis.
16. You have a heart attack after jokingly being told that you'd be fed to sharks.
17. You snap out of your pirate fantasies after occupying the bathtub for hours.
18. Reality evaporates, and only Captain Fat-Piggy survives.
19. You have a fit of rage and let Theodor escape, then return home after the machines effect has worn off.
20. You drown under a 40-pound heartburn pill.
21. The game show host drives you out of his studio.
22. You are thoroughly humiliated on live TV.
23. You win one billion dollars in a game show.
24. You come up with a story of how Captain Fat-Piggy discovered walking people off planks.
25. You drive an aeroplane backwards off a cliff.
26. You join the space nazis.
27. You turn in a bunch of space nazis and reduce your prison sentence to two weeks.
28. You are transported to the land of the dinosaurs, cause a mass extinction and starve to death.
29. You die four times by a single throw of an axe.
30. Armed zombies tear you to pieces.
31. You are eaten alive by an Asag.
32. You kill Satan and rid the world of all evil.
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34. You crash into the ground after the army guy harpoons the helicopter.
35. You sink along with a submarine, not realizing that a submarine sinking isn't neccessarily a good thing.
36. You crash through a submarine window, and die due to water pressure.
37. You wake up from a plethora of consecutive dreams.
38. You run straight into a man-eating room.
39. You become a movie director.
40. John Timberman shoots you to death.
41. You lose 9500$ in a charity casino.
42. You win 361000$ in a casino, but are guilt-tripped into donating it into charity.
43. The Chupacabra fries you to death with lasers.
44. You die of an explosion inside the Great Pyramid.
45. You beome impaled on a stalagmite from chest to tail.
46. You find a place where your favourite food costs 2.5 cents per pound.
47. Your parachute malfunctions, and you fall to your death from a mountain.
48. You die of asphyxiation, after a shrinking machine makes you large instead.
49. The shrinking only affects parts of your body, and you die in a horrible mess.
50. You become the king of a Slethanian tribe of elves.
51. You escape Slethany, seeing as how it's inhabited by angry elves.
52. The Elves roast you on open fire.
53. You do so well on the course that N-clair lets you go two weeks early.
54. The Groke freezes you to death, and Satan makes you into a statue.
55. Satan fries you to death with a fireball.
56. You leave the zombie survival camp doors banging.
57. You are hit by a guided missile fired by an incompetent person.
58. A Vunk accidentally suffocates you with a pillow.
59. John Timberman kills you with an axe.
60. You find yourself in a self-referential reality loop.
61. You stay in the monastery and train to become a monk.
62. You decide to fly back home.
63. The curse of the mummy causes a lightning to strike you.
64. You escape the mummy and get back to your own time.
65. You are finally rid of the threath of John Timberman, by shrinking yourself.
66. The Attic Elves drive you insane.
67. Satan liquifies you and two of your companions, and places you into jars.
68. You die after 55 years of coma, and are buried in a hero's grave for contributing to science.
69. You die after 189 years of coma, and are left to mummify.
70. You get lost and die in the Sahara desert.
71. You eat a bucket of chicken that has arsenic in it.
72. You are killed by a strange monster.
73. You escape from Slethany, leaving behind a camp full of Lappish refugees.
74. Satan kills you with a fireball, but your two travel companions survive.
75. Piggy 2B0F36 shoots you to death with a shotgun.
76. You lose a helluva lot money from a crooked stakesholder.
77. You fall and splatter your head onto a stalagmite.
78. You fall into an Asags mouth, never to be seen.
79. You become wedged between two stalagmites, and then an Asag eats you.
80. You hit the ground, but instead of dying wake up in your room.
81. Swine rescues you from a fall using Santa Claus' sled.
82. You fall from a great height and are crushed by a flying island.
83. You die, but make it to Heaven.
84. You give up on the thought of destroying the world.
85. You hit a wall on a motorboat, drown, and get shot.
86. The space elevator guards shoot you to death, but you manage to destroy the Earth by starvation.
87. You are killed by a cloud raining down shards of ice.
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89. You enter a fear machine, and get shot.
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91. You attempt an obstacle course on the TV show "My Escape from Helt", but fail, and are sent back home.
92. Swine finds you from the studios backroom, and takes you back to your own time.
93. You fall through the clouds of Heaven, and onto a hot air balloon.
94. You die on a suicide mission to kill John Timberman.
95. You crash face-first into the roof of a spaceship and die.
96. You catch the con artist, and get your money back.
97. You decide to tone down the weird pirate games you have in the bathtub.
98. You have to stay inside for two weeks to hide a massive scar on your abdomen.
99. You shoot Theodor dead, but charges are dropped as you were in a psychosis.
100. You fall to the ground from the stratosphere, and die in a splatter.
101. You avoid a zombie apocalypse by defending yourself with a chihuahua.
102. You chew off one of your own arms as a zombie, then bleed to death after being cured.
103. N-clair stops a nuclear terrorist attack, and you go home from the camp.
104. You decide not to shoot yourself, and die of blood loss.
105. You die of asphyxiation at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean, trying to find a fish to take you to the surface.
106. You cause severe chaos in Washington D.C. but make it back home.
107. You get stuck in an ancient underwater temple as a sales clerk.
108. You fall down from a mountain of skulls and die.
109. A brain cloud eats you and dissolves you into goo.
110. Theodor fools you into thinking you're asleep, and escapes.
111. Satan shreds you and your travel companions in half.
112. A room eats you and your traveling companions.
113. You are slapped by an Asag and die.
114. A strange man shoots you with a rifle.
115. You jump off a bridge from the guilt of leaving someone to die.
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119. You become trapped in the year 10000.
120. You help a deaf, blind, mute, and limbless man into a hospital, and return to your time having done the right thing.
