Y4H: Cross-examine Ovia

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Bleary-eyed, he hardly knows where to go, so you urgently whisper questions to him.

Doc: When you left the playroom was anybody holding anything?

Ovia: No, I think Beane was scratching his balls, but we were all empty handed.

Doc: Could anyone get in the playroom before the game?

Ovia: No. Beane keeps it locked.

Doc: What color was the blindfold you sewed up?

Ovia: Black.

(You do some more frenzied whispering.)

Doc: What kind of dog do you have?

Ovia: [Nervously] German Shepherd.

Doc: What's his name?

Ovia: (Mutter mutter)

Doc: What's that?

Ovia: His name's Bone.

Doc: Why?

Ovia: After the comic book. And, uh, 'cos dogs like bones. Is that all, already?

Doc: Yeah. No further questions.

Was that a sigh of relief? There's nothing more from the prosecution. There's an extra-aggressive swing to her full hips as she struts her stuff all the way out the door.

Judge: Call your next witness.

DA: The State calls Mr. Beane Scratcher.

The Second State's Witness

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