A Normal Working Day

From Create Your Own Story

After another hard day at work, you lay in bed. You look at the your watch and decide it's a little too early to call it a day. What do you fucking want to do Kenjie Reyes?

6 PM IN THE NIGHT

In the House

• Play with this 7-inch weiner right here
  
• Go to your eldest son's room, Aaron
  
• Go to your youngest son's room, Erik
  
• Invite someone to shower with you
  
• Sexting one of my friends
  
• Call one of your neighbors to have fun with you
  
• Cook something special for someone
  
• Throw a house party
  
• Watch porn
  
• Riding the broomstick beside your closet to your ass
  
• Sleep the fuck up.
  

OR

Get the Fuck Out of the House

• Go straight to work
  
• Go straight to the mall
  
• Go to the town's country club
  
• Go to a friend's house uninvited
  
• Go to your unsuspecting neighbor's house
  
• Flirt with someone over the park
  
• Go to a local bar
  
• Go to the hospital
  
• Go to the town's forest
  
• Go to the slums
  
• Go to the retirement house
  
• Go to a dark alley
  
• Go to the police
  
• Go to the street and act like you fainted
  
• Go to the crowded plaza