Liara
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YOU: It... It was Liara. She was naive, bookish, and looking for new experiences- I had just accidentally killed the only sexable human back on Virmire and was looking for a Paramore achievement. We clicked instantly. I knew the whole explanation for why the asari could have sex with everyone was bogus, but she was bisexual, blue, and had cool tentacle things- what did I care about the science behind it all? We screwed the night away, knowing that on the morrow, we'd have to kick Sovereigns scaly ass.
JACOB: Boo-yah!
You high five.
JACOB: Hahaha, but yeah, it doesn't actually make any difference.
YOU: What? What do you mean?
JACOB: Well, you get like, a kiss from Liara when you meet her. That's about it.
MIRANDA: Sorry, Shepard. You'll have to move on with your life. Go for the Paramore achievement with someone else.
YOU: God damn.
JACOB: Ok, last question. Who'd you leave to die on Virmire?
Miranda rolls her eyes.
MIRANDA: Oh, what a choice that was. Whiny biotic or racist soldier?
JACOB: I liked Kaiden. It was kind of weird how you couldn't just drop the nuke from space, though.
MIRANDA: Yeah, come to think of it.
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