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* No gay stories, because every gay is a fag. | * No gay stories, because every gay is a fag. | ||
- | * No stories about women, because women are evil. They don't | + | * No stories about women, because women are evil. They don't want to fuck with Mustafa. |
* No stories about Hitler, because Hitler was gay. | * No stories about Hitler, because Hitler was gay. | ||
* No stories about Platypus cock, because he didn't own one. | * No stories about Platypus cock, because he didn't own one. |
Revision as of 19:30, 17 March 2018
This is a islamic site. We worship Allah and his prophet Muhammad.
The Ten Commandments
- You shall have no other Allah before Me.
- You shall not make gay porns.
- You shall not take the name of The Donald your God in vain.
- Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it cringy.
- Honor your cock.
- Kill your father and your mother.
- You shall not write bad Twillight fan fictions.
- You shall not commit sex with niggas.
- You shall not watch Katja Krasavices song "Doggy"
- Watch pornhub and Bestgore.com
Our rules:
- No germans in this sites, because germans are nazi.
- No niggas in this site, because, because niggas are evil and smell like negro shit.
- Ohkl555 is a Stupid Nigger.
- Allah is the only god.
- Your poop is haram, so don't shit.
- Don't eat Kebab, because Kebab is evil.
- No gay stories, because every gay is a fag.
- No stories about women, because women are evil. They don't want to fuck with Mustafa.
- No stories about Hitler, because Hitler was gay.
- No stories about Platypus cock, because he didn't own one.
- Every story must be about Allah.
Allahu Akbar!
New Hadiths from Allah
ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This are the new holy hadiths:
- Allah said to Wixxer: ,,Every man who use Toilet Paper should clean his ass with water"
- Allah said to Wixxer: ,,Every Witch should be killed by a gay Jew and every gay Jew should be killed by a Witch"
- Allah said to Wixxer: ,,Everyone who read UseAlex Storys will burn in Hell"
- Allah said to Wixxer: ,,It's haram to visit your grandmother if you ped*phile"
- Allah said to Wixxer: ,,It's haram to block Wixxer, because he's the true Admin of these Wiki"
- Allah said to Wixxer: ,;It's haram to fuck Niggas, because there black"
- Allah said to Wixxer: ,,It's haram to undo Wixxer's edits"
- Allah said to Wixxer: ,,It's haram to take a Shower"
- Allah said to Wixxer: ,,UseAlex is Shaytan"
Other wiki rules
And Allah send me these new Wiki Rules:
انها حرام سخيف مثلي الجنس الناس، حتى لو أنها تعطيك المال لذلك. وبالمثل، لا يجوز أن تشوه الناس فقط لأنهم أبيض لأن الله قد أخبرنا البشر أن البيض أكثر قيمة من نيغا لأن نيغا البني والاشمئزاز والبيض النبيل والآري. كما يحظر القول بأن قواعدنا مكتوبة باللغة العربية لأن ذلك ليس صحيحا. في الواقع، قواعدنا مكتوبة بلغة الله وهذا هو العربية. يسمح له أن يقول مثلي الجنس الناس يمارس الجنس مع عاهرة لأنها تصبح مثليه جدا أو ربما حتى على التوالي، وهو شيء جيد. كان أدولف هتلر شريرا، لكننا نحب هيرمان جورينج لأنه كان مسلما باردا. نحن أيضا مثل القتلة 11 سبتمبر طالما قتلوا مثليون جنسيا. نحن لا نحب آدم لانزا لأنني سمعت أنه هو التوحد مثلي الجنس وهذا تقريبا سيئة كما يجري الزنجي. يحظر المتصيدون، وإلا سوف يقتل. الله أكبر على ذلك. نحن اللعنة العاهرات فقط إذا أردنا التخلص من الحيوانات المنوية، وإلا فإننا قتل العاهرات مع السكاكين لدينا. 888 لأن ذلك يسمى هتلر. وبالإضافة إلى ذلك، لا نرحب بالمرأة هنا، طالما أنها ليست العاهرات. الله لا شك لأنه كان رجل قرنية ونحن حقا مثله. محمد و ويكسر هي مثلي الجنس المفضلة لدينا، حتى لو لم تكن مثلي الجنس. أي شخص يدعي خلاف ذلك هو مثلي الجنس
'iinaha haram sakhif mithlii aljins alnaasi, hataa law 'anaha tuetik almal lidhalik. wabialmithli, la yajuz 'an tashawuh alnaas faqat li'anahum 'abyad li'ana allah qad 'akhbarana albashar 'ana albyd 'akthar qimatan min nayghana li'ana naygha albania walashmizaz walbayd alnabil walari. kama yahzur alqawl bi'ana qawaeidana maktubatan biallughat alearabiat li'ana dhlk lays sahihana. fi alwaqiei, qawaeiduna maktubat bilughat allah wahadha hu alearabiati. yasmah lah 'an yaqul mithli aljins alnaas yumaris aljins mae eahirat li'anaha tusbih mithlih jiddaan 'aw rubama hataa ealaa altawali, wahu shay' jayid. kan 'adulf hitlar sharirana, lakanana nahubu hiriman jawrinij li'anah kan muslimana baridana. nahn 'aydaan mithl alqatalat 11 sibtambar talama qutiluu mithliuwn jansiana. nahn la nuhib adam lanza li'anani samiet 'anah hu altawahud mithliu aljins wahadha taqribaan sayiyat kama yajri alzunji. yahzur almutasayidun, wa'illa sawf yaqtalu. allah 'akbar ealaa dhalik. nahn allaenat aleahirat faqat 'iidha 'aradna altakhalus min alhayawanat almanawiati, wa'illa fa'iinana qutil aleahirat mae alsakakin ladina. 888 li'ana dhlk yusamaa hatilr. wabial'iidafat 'iilaa dhalika, la nurahib bialmar'at hana, talama 'anaha laysat aleaharat. allah la shaka li'anah kan rajul qarniat wanahn haqana mithlah. muhamad w wayuksir hi mithliu aljins almufdilat ladayna, hataa law lm takun mithli aljuns. 'aya shakhs yadaei khilaf dhlk hu mithliu aljins