Piggy's Day/Throw your hand
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Revision as of 18:35, 8 July 2014
You loosen the screw-on hook, and hold your arm back, as if to throw.
Captain Fat-Piggy: "INCOMING!"
The hook flies off, and hits Keel-haul-Mike in the... lower areas.
Keel-haul-Mike: "Owwwww.... My crotch."
At this point, Morris sets off as fast as possible to avoid having to deal with you. The two crewmembers who lost the gunpowder now rush up to the deck.
A crewmember: "We came as soon as we could!"
They did, in fact not. Should you have perished, the rest of the crew would have rejoiced and embraced the new captain.
Captain: "Good. You can give Keel-haul-Mike his first keel-hauling."
Another crewmember: "Eh, you always have everyone keel-hauled! Why not come up with a different punishment for change?"
The captain looks back at the plank he was just standing on.
Captain: Well, since I already have that set up..."
And this, my friends, is how pirates started walking people off the plank. The practice never gained much notion outside of Fat-Piggys ship.
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