Joe
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[[Category: Hoboken Has Gone to Hell]][[Category: Residents of Hoboken]] | [[Category: Hoboken Has Gone to Hell]][[Category: Residents of Hoboken]] | ||
Current revision as of 23:40, 7 August 2010
Joe is a resourceful fellow with friends in low, low places.
Full name: You don't need to know
Mother's maiden name: Lamont
Age: 25
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Blue
Address: 47 Quist Street, Hoboken, New Jersey
Occupation: Free Craigslist stuff harvester
Aliases: Outback Joe, Appalachia Joe
Height: 6 feet, 2 inches
Weight: 247 pounds
Disposition: Paranoid
Useful skills: Smashing things, application of duct tape, ranting about conspiracies, sit-ups, fine sense of smell, reading smudged text on 60-year-old vacuum tubes, caricaturing, boxing, silly accents, lack of table manners, night vision, leaving misleading footprints, ranting about communist conspiracies, booting fucked-up hard-drives, chuckling while his friend Steve looks at him with narrowed eyes and shakes his head, kicking ass, PLANNING FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, et cetera.
