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''Growling happily, he pops up from cover and waves a TECHNO-GLOVED HAND at the EXPLOSIVE BARRELS the MECHS have clustered around. It explodes joyously, sending bits of flaming robot everywhere. Everyone emerges from cover.''
''Growling happily, he pops up from cover and waves a TECHNO-GLOVED HAND at the EXPLOSIVE BARRELS the MECHS have clustered around. It explodes joyously, sending bits of flaming robot everywhere. Everyone emerges from cover.''
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YOU: Does waving your hand around have some magical powers now? Everyone does it, and it ''just keeps working!''
JACOB: Ok, you took them down, but this is getting tense. If I tell you who we work for, Shepard, will you trust us?
JACOB: Ok, you took them down, but this is getting tense. If I tell you who we work for, Shepard, will you trust us?

Current revision as of 08:41, 1 March 2010

YOU: Alright, Wilson. Just once.

Grinning from ear to ear, he gets into position.

MECH: CONSIDERING THIS FURTHER, WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE CLUSTERED AROUND THE EXPLOSIVES.

MECH: NUH DUH.

Growling happily, he pops up from cover and waves a TECHNO-GLOVED HAND at the EXPLOSIVE BARRELS the MECHS have clustered around. It explodes joyously, sending bits of flaming robot everywhere. Everyone emerges from cover.

YOU: Does waving your hand around have some magical powers now? Everyone does it, and it just keeps working!

JACOB: Ok, you took them down, but this is getting tense. If I tell you who we work for, Shepard, will you trust us?

WILSON: This really isn't the time, Jacob.

JACOB: He's not gonna be able to fight with us if he's expecting a shot in the back.

WILSON (Seeing his point): Ah, gain his trust, riiiight. So he'll turn his back...

JACOB (Ignoring him, turning to you): The Lazarus Project. The project that rebuilt you... it was funded by Cerberus.

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