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According to page 00036 of the Principia Discordia, a pope is "every single man, woman, and child on this Earth." | According to page 00036 of the Principia Discordia, a pope is "every single man, woman, and child on this Earth." | ||
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*[[Start naming people Saints]] | *[[Start naming people Saints]] | ||
*[[Completely rework the Erisian Church]] | *[[Completely rework the Erisian Church]] | ||
| + | *[[Ex-communicate Kerry Thornley]] | ||
*[[Marry random objects in your room]] | *[[Marry random objects in your room]] | ||
| - | {{ | + | *[[Complain because there shouldn't be an 'i' in the word 'declare']] |
| - | + | {{ErisStatus|Equipment=''Pope Card''|Health=23|MP=23|Level=23}} | |
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[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]] | [[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]] | ||
Current revision as of 20:18, 19 February 2017
According to page 00036 of the Principia Discordia, a pope is "every single man, woman, and child on this Earth."
So that means YOU!
Well mister (or miss) Pope, you now have some mighty cool powers.
As a Pope of Discordianism, you now have these Goddessly ordained rights and powers:
- To invoke infallibility at any time, including retroactively.
- To completely rework the Erisian church.
- To baptise, bury, and marry (with the permission of the deceased in the latter two cases).
- To ex-communicate, de-ex-communicate, re-ex-communicate, and de-re-ex-communicate (no backsies!) both his-/her-/it-/them-/your-/our-/His-/Her-/It-/Them-/Your-/Our-self/selves and others (if any).
- To perform all rites and functions deemed inappropriate for a Pope of Discordia."
So what are you going to do with all this power?
- Start naming people Saints
- Completely rework the Erisian Church
- Ex-communicate Kerry Thornley
- Marry random objects in your room
- Complain because there shouldn't be an 'i' in the word 'declare'
| Status | ||
| Health | 23 | Equipment:
Pope Card |
| MP | 23 | |
| Level | 23 | |
