Declaire yourself a Pope

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According to page 00036 of the Principia Discordia, a pope is "every single man, woman, and child on this Earth."
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Current revision as of 20:18, 19 February 2017

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According to page 00036 of the Principia Discordia, a pope is "every single man, woman, and child on this Earth."

So that means YOU!

Well mister (or miss) Pope, you now have some mighty cool powers.

As a Pope of Discordianism, you now have these Goddessly ordained rights and powers:

  • To invoke infallibility at any time, including retroactively.
  • To completely rework the Erisian church.
  • To baptise, bury, and marry (with the permission of the deceased in the latter two cases).
  • To ex-communicate, de-ex-communicate, re-ex-communicate, and de-re-ex-communicate (no backsies!) both his-/her-/it-/them-/your-/our-/His-/Her-/It-/Them-/Your-/Our-self/selves and others (if any).
  • To perform all rites and functions deemed inappropriate for a Pope of Discordia."

So what are you going to do with all this power?

Status
Health 23 Equipment:

Pope Card

MP 23
Level 23
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