Piggy's Day/Throw your hand
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You loosen the screw-on hook, and hold your arm back, as if to throw. | You loosen the screw-on hook, and hold your arm back, as if to throw. | ||
| - | Captain Fat-Piggy: "INCOMING!" | + | '''Captain Fat-Piggy:''' "INCOMING!" |
The hook flies off, and hits Keel-haul-Mike in the... lower areas. | The hook flies off, and hits Keel-haul-Mike in the... lower areas. | ||
| - | Keel-haul-Mike: "Owwwww.... My crotch." | + | '''Keel-haul-Mike:''' "Owwwww.... My crotch." |
At this point, Morris sets off as fast as possible to avoid having to deal with you. The two crewmembers who lost the gunpowder now rush up to the deck. | At this point, Morris sets off as fast as possible to avoid having to deal with you. The two crewmembers who lost the gunpowder now rush up to the deck. | ||
| - | A crewmember: "We came as soon as we could!" | + | '''A crewmember:''' "We came as soon as we could!" |
They did, in fact not. Should you have perished, the rest of the crew would have rejoiced and embraced the new captain. | They did, in fact not. Should you have perished, the rest of the crew would have rejoiced and embraced the new captain. | ||
| - | Captain: "Good. You can give Keel-haul-Mike his first keel-hauling." | + | '''Captain:''' "Good. You can give Keel-haul-Mike his first keel-hauling." |
| - | Another crewmember: "Eh, you always have everyone keel-hauled! Why not come up with a different punishment for change?" | + | '''Another crewmember:''' "Eh, you always have everyone keel-hauled! Why not come up with a different punishment for change?" |
The captain looks back at the plank he was just standing on. | The captain looks back at the plank he was just standing on. | ||
| - | Captain: Well, since I already have that set up..." | + | '''Captain:''' Well, since I already have that set up..." |
And this, my friends, is how pirates started walking people off the plank. The practice never gained much notion outside of Fat-Piggys ship. | And this, my friends, is how pirates started walking people off the plank. The practice never gained much notion outside of Fat-Piggys ship. | ||
Current revision as of 17:22, 27 March 2016
You loosen the screw-on hook, and hold your arm back, as if to throw.
Captain Fat-Piggy: "INCOMING!"
The hook flies off, and hits Keel-haul-Mike in the... lower areas.
Keel-haul-Mike: "Owwwww.... My crotch."
At this point, Morris sets off as fast as possible to avoid having to deal with you. The two crewmembers who lost the gunpowder now rush up to the deck.
A crewmember: "We came as soon as we could!"
They did, in fact not. Should you have perished, the rest of the crew would have rejoiced and embraced the new captain.
Captain: "Good. You can give Keel-haul-Mike his first keel-hauling."
Another crewmember: "Eh, you always have everyone keel-hauled! Why not come up with a different punishment for change?"
The captain looks back at the plank he was just standing on.
Captain: Well, since I already have that set up..."
And this, my friends, is how pirates started walking people off the plank. The practice never gained much notion outside of Fat-Piggys ship.
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