Turn on your laptop

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You could turn off your laptop and
You could turn off your laptop and
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*[[Go back to sleep]]
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*[[Go back to sleep for an hour]]
*[[Go downstairs for breakfast with your family]]
*[[Go downstairs for breakfast with your family]]
*[[Call your maid up to your room]]
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*[[Go for a luxurious morning swim in your massive family swimming pool]]
*[[Go for a luxurious morning swim in your massive family swimming pool]]
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Or you could open a video game.
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Or will you stay on your laptop?
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*[[Dragon Age II]]
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*[[You could open a video game]]
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*[[Mass Effect III]]
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*[[You could open a porn website]]
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*[[The Witcher II: Assassins of Kings]]
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*[[Grand Theft Auto V]]
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*[[Far Cry III]]
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*[[God Of War III]]
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Then again, you could satisfy your urges and open porn. But what type?
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*[[Incest]]
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*[[Pedophilia]]
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*[[Rape]]
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*[[Bestiality]]
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[[Category: Filthy Rich McBillionaire ]]
[[Category: Filthy Rich McBillionaire ]]

Current revision as of 07:34, 30 November 2014

You reach under your bed and pull out your laptop, humming along as it turns on. Din din din din. Windows 8.1, the best thing on the market, with the best adjustments, three terabytes of memory, and absolutely flawless Frames per Second. What do you do?

You could turn off your laptop and

Or will you stay on your laptop?

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