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Your stomach grumbles and you realize that you are definitely hungry. And so you head to a place that looks similar to a school cafeteria and hope for food. You walk to a counter and see a chubby child wearing nothing but licorice pants, a jello jacket, and a chocolate swirl cap. You try to order some food.

"Hi, I'm hungry," you tell him. "Can I order some food?"

"Order?" the chubby kid laughs. "Everything here is free. Just name it and we'll give it to you."

"How about some fried chicken?"

"HAHA!"

You don't know if he thought it was a joke, so you suggest something else instead. "An apple?"

"Nope."

"But you said I can order anything."

"Yes," the chubby kid says, and reaches for a red book from the cabinet behind him. He taps it and hands it to you. "Order everything on the menu."

*[[SMRY?/Menu|Look at the menu]]
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