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Tears form in your eyes as you begin to concoct the biggest lie of all time. You tell the Avatar a most outrageous story, full of decapitating wonder and excitement...

"...and after the evil witch cast her evil spell, I found myself in home in my bed with an erection that will not cease until the day I can convince a beautiful young, virgin maiden such as yourself to have butt-sex with me!" You finish your hour long tale.

Korra is awestruck at your ability to make up the most absurd BS and somehow make it just as absurdly entertaining. 

"Seriously man. Neat story and all. But one, I'm not a virgin. And two, not taking it up the ass for you."

[[Pull down your pants and show her your true power]]

[[Start crying hysteriaclly]]