YArpg- Spare the orange goblin
From Create Your Own Story
"Do you yield?"
"Of course I yield!" the goblin cries. You let your weapon fall. "What brings you here, anyway?"
"I'm searching for a helmet. It's unique - covered in amazingly carved runes. You can't miss it. I think it was taken here accidentally."
"Hm..." The goblin pauses. "Early this morning I saw a guy put some armour in the storeroom down there. He said it was junk he found in the woods. Maybe it's in there."
"Sounds right," you agree.
"Alright, then, I'll show you the way. The name's Hovisk, by the way."
