Unzip the blonde's pants

From Create Your Own Story

You casually unzip the blonde's pants. She tries to jump, but you keep her pinned down in her chair.

"Holy shit!" she shouts. "This asshole's trying to rape me!"

"I'm just going to eat you," you say. "Like the shirt says."

"Last warning," the blonde says. "Get off me and go away or I ram this fork through your ear and scramble what's left of your brains. Assuming you even have any."

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Gender Male
Height 6 feet
Weight 195 lbs
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