Try to fight your way out! Your Mace Fucking Windu!
From Create Your Own Story
You whip your lightsaber out of your robe, and ignite it. The jedi that just entered are absolutely shocked. You love these jedi bitches when they don't know what to say. You leap forward, and cut the arm off of the Twi'lek jedi, what's-his-name. You don't pay attention to the names of these sons of bitches. You're Mace-fuckin'-Windu! Bad-ass extraordinaire!
The alien's arm falls to the ground, twitching. Then the Twi'lek's head follows suit.
You kick, and swing, and force throw the whole lot of jedi to the ground. You smile, and deactivate your lightsaber. Their screams of agony and pain are like sweet music to your ears. All this exercise has given you a raging hard-on again. You're already half naked, anyway, so why not?
"It's raping time!" you shout.
Now, who to fuck first?
- Fuck the Twi'lek whose arm and head you cut off nothin' like necrophilia!
- Fuck Shaak Ti
- Fuck Aayla Secura
- Screw this, I'm going to go fuck a senator
- Screw this, I'm going to go fuck the chancellor
| Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga |
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| Character: |
| Mace-Fucking-Windu |
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| Attack of the Clones |
