The warden of the grave yard
From Create Your Own Story
The warden of the graveyard You turn & see exactly what you were expecting, the warden. He is a short, fat man with the red face of a person who has been drinking heavily. Instead of a police stick, he is holding a green glass bottle which once held liquor. He shakes the bottle at you & yells in an annoyed voice, “What do you think that you are the doing interrupting my drinking!” You tell him about your dear lost relative & he tells you, “Just go visit her during hours you little brat” “Yes, sir of course, I was just very excited about seeing my relative after all these years. I’ll get out of your hair now.” After you say this you run toward the end of the cemetery & climb over it. After this you walk home leisurely, and smugly.