The green portal seems like the ideal decision
From Create Your Own Story
"Green portal!" You close your eyes and jump right into the green portal. Suddenly, you are in a mystical forest, with trees bearing exotic fruits, forest creatures that gallop and play, and a sun that just refuses to not shine. You walk around for a bit and wonder to yourself, "Is this really the next level of Hell? This is hardly what I expected. How interesting." You suspect that this is a trap and become very suspicious of your surroundings.
As you head to the little pond a little baby squirrel comes up to you offering you a peanut.
(Don't you love extremes?)
