Tacos1/Humiliate him, Shoot him in the crotch
From Create Your Own Story
You point your bow at his groin. "Wait, what're you doing?!" The assassin exclaimed. You launch an arrow into his crotch causing him to fall to the ground in pain. "Ow! Oh! Why would you shoot someone there?!" He groaned. You laugh with delight showing no remorse for the assassin. After ten minutes you finally pull yourself together and continue with your task.
You received a letter earlier today telling you to go to the Feint Corporations headquarters at midnight. Actually the note was poorly written and hard to decipher. It read; Meat mi ate da Fant Copartions hedqares a minit. i wil xplane evryting dere. At first you didn't understand any of it, but you eventually figured it out.
