Tacos1/Eat a month-old slice of pizza under your bed
From Create Your Own Story
Examining the pizza you notice mold growing on the crust and a colony of insects in the cheese. You sniff it and, surprisingly, it doesn't smell as bad as you. You eat it in a few swift bites. Suddenly your skin starts to glow purple/ and everything around becomes blury. "Whoa, I must be tripping balls!" You exclaim. You black out.
This time when you awake you are in a strange multi-colored room that appears to stretch for miles. "Greetings my cosmic brother," an alien voice greets. You whip around and spot a hippie waving at you. "I see this is your first time Cosmic-Traveling, but you'll get used to it. Hahaha."
Tacos1/Ask the hippie where you are