Spray the shit out of both of them

From Create Your Own Story

You mix up your epic spray with a chorus of "MOTHER FUCKING LOCUSTS DIE DIE DIE" but about halfway through, you hear the gun go click and realise you are out of ammo, and no cover was provided by your dumbass gears, as they were jerking off in a nearby corner, the locusts, who were smart enough to hide behind cover during your epic spray, came out and filled you with lead, and then shot your dumbass gears, anyways you died.

THE END!!! :()))))))