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- 00:56, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N A guitar, just like Jimi! (Created page with 'Again with the originality. Okay. So are you any good? What kind of music do you play Mr. Hot-Shot? *I am more of a Jazz kind of a guy *I inspire people with the Metal!…')
- 00:54, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N A musician. I love singing/playing an instrument (Created page with 'Because we don't have enough of those right? So what kind of instrument do you play *A guitar, just like Jimi! *The drums, just like Keith Moon!! *[[The trombone, like…')
- 00:49, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Beverly Hills is hot, right? (Created page with 'Yeah it's pretty hot, to bad the neighborhood's terrible. Seriously what a shitty place to live. Anyway you rent an apartment from your landlord: Mr. House, a man of unknown nati…')
- 00:45, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Jason/Gregory (Created page with 'Alright, now you're ready to do politics. You have your own office and secretary! How great is that? You are on the Commission Board and help pass important legislation that will…')
- 00:42, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Cynthia T. Jones (Created page with 'Who? Oh, right...her. No she's going to make a wonderful wife, and you're going to be a wonderful husband. You have two wonderful kids. What are their names (hint: names will det…')
- 00:40, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Find a pretty girl and start a family with her (Created page with 'There a many pretty girls here in the golden state. The problem is choosing which one to be intimate with. Which one of these fine, young ladies, whom you only know by name, do w…')
- 00:21, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) Smoke a whole ton of pot (top)
- 00:21, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Smoke a whole ton of pot (Created page with 'I can't think of a better way to spend your time than to light up a shitload of cheese. Mmmm. You wander around the forest, lighting up blunts and laughing at random acorns on th…')
- 00:18, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) Go back to that campsite, forgetting what the point of that was in the first place (top)
- 00:17, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Go back to that campsite, forgetting what the point of that was in the first place (Created page with 'You head back to the campsite to find that all your shit has been ransacked and your tent (that you've spent ten hours to assemble) in ruins. And someone pissed on it! What dicks…')
- 00:15, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Cave into the lizard's offer, ouch (Created page with 'HA! Anyway you shake hands with the dastardly gecko and he casts a funky spell, teleporting you in front of the caves. The sun is out and the air smells like Pine-Sol. Well. W…') (top)
- 00:11, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N That life is way too short to worry about material things (Created page with 'Damn straight it is! In fact, that was the lesson I was trying to teach with this thing! Congratulations. Now you're free to fuck around. *CONTINUE Category: Smile') (top)
- 00:11, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N That there's more important things than wealth (Created page with 'Damn straight it is! In fact, that was the lesson I was trying to teach with this thing! Congratulations. Now you're free to fuck around. *CONTINUE Category: Smile') (top)
- 00:10, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) That life is pointless if no one is around to acknowledge your wealth (top)
- 00:10, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N That life is pointless if no one is around to acknowledge your wealth (Created page with 'Damn straight it is! In fact, that was the lesson I was trying to teach with this thing! Congratulations. Now you're free to fuck around. *CONTINUE. Category: Smile')
- 00:09, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N I had an epiphany (Created page with 'Really? What was this ''epiphany?'' *That life is way too short to worry about material things *That there's more important things than wealth *[[That life is pointles…') (top)
- 00:07, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Reject the lizard's offer and find another way out (Created page with 'Screw that! He's just after your gold the two-timing bastard! You search around to find something, anything: rope, a lever, a secret entrance, a portal but fuck it there's nothin…') (top)
- 00:00, 4 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Try climbing out (Created page with 'You look up at the hole above and try to claw up the cavern walls, but repeatedly fall upon your buttocks. Nothing seems to work, not even no_clip. You eventually ''CAVE-IN'' a…') (top)
- 23:55, 3 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Remain where you are (Created page with 'Who cares? You have all the gold in the world and spend every waking morning swimming around in it. Nobody else can enjoy your wealth! Sure, you die but goddamn you die a rich, f…') (top)
- 23:52, 3 August 2011 (hist) (diff) Attack it with a golden sword (top)
- 23:52, 3 August 2011 (hist) (diff) Attack it with a golden sword
- 23:52, 3 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Attack it with a golden sword (Created page with 'You grab the nearby sword and thrust it upon the midget serpent. It's body shakes and it squeals, yelling all sorts of obscenities. It may not be dead, but it's not going to go a…')
- 23:47, 3 August 2011 (hist) (diff) Just go right (top)
- 23:47, 3 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Just go right (Created page with 'You go left, I mean right. You descend into the caves. All you see are rocks and some broken mining equipment. As you go further, the caves seem less and less stable, and neglect…')
- 23:40, 3 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Enter the Spooky Cave (Created page with 'You grab a nearby, conveniently lit torch and enter the cave. You think to yourself that this cave is way to small for any old dragon, maybe it's one of those rare dwarf dragons?…') (top)
- 23:33, 3 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Eat the Cave (Created page with 'Just as you're approaching the cave, ready to take a bite you realize something...you don't have a spoon! NOOOOOOO! You scream at the top of your tiny, green lungs. Now you're d…') (top)
- 23:32, 3 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Chase after the goblin (Created page with 'Starving to death isn't on your agenda of things to do so you decide to jump out of the tent and chase after the little bugger. Sure you were scared of him before but no one take…') (top)
- 23:29, 3 August 2011 (hist) (diff) N Cower and scream (Created page with 'You close your eyes and begin screaming. The goblin keeps tapping at the edge of the tent. "Please sir/madam..." but you remain in your corner, weeping for your favorite uncle. A…') (top)
- 05:35, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Stop by the "Activities Center" (Created page with 'The Activities Center! That sounds like fun! And everyone knows is that evil, devil-spawned shadowy spirits love to have fun! You go down the hall and make a left. You enter an m…') (top)
- 05:24, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Complete the task and destroy those damn spirits! (Created page with 'You go into the temple. It looks pretty run-down. Like the wall paper is starting to peel and the carpet hasn't been replaced in 2,000 years. There are three rooms that are acces…') (top)
- 05:11, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Do whatever. (Created page with 'You figure, "Nah, I did my job, I got rid of the problem by getting rid of the forest, now the spirits can't lure in anymore foolish adventurers! Problem solved." And so it was f…') (top)
- 05:05, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Burn down the goblin encampment (Created page with 'You somehow free yourself and manage to burn down the goblin's settlement. The fire eventually catches onto a couple of trees and results in the burning down of the forest, possi…') (top)
- 05:02, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Look to see if anyone's following you (Created page with 'You turn around and is/are immediately met with a club to the face. You wake up in a nasty goblin encampment facing the Goblin Leader. He's a pretty ugly guy and is about two sto…') (top)
- 04:57, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Delectable Twig-Soup (Created page with 'You decide to serve yourself a hearty bowl of classic Twig soup. You go into the forest to gather some twigs. As you search you hear something crackling. You assume its nothing a…') (top)
- 04:54, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Have something to eat. (Created page with 'Great! What would you like to eat? Here are your options: *Delectable Twig-Soup *The 3-Course Lunch Special consisting mostly of rocks *Or Two breadsticks [[Categ…') (top)
- 04:53, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N To defeat the evil spirits that dwell in the forest (Created page with 'Oh, yes. You are on a crusade against the foul demon-spirits who have conquered the forest and have lured adventurers into the forest so they can prey their souls. You decide t…') (top)
- 00:50, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Category:Smile (Created page with '...') (top)
- 00:47, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Rit. (Created page with 'Fine. Go that way. See if I care. *Go go go go left. *Right right right go. Category: Smile') (top)
- 00:45, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Rightie tighty! (Created page with 'A wise decision... *Right as night. *Lft. Category: Smile') (top)
- 00:44, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Uh, the other way. (Created page with 'A wise decision... *Right this time. *Lft. Category: Smile') (top)
- 00:43, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Mr. T don't like this game! Mr. T says go right, fool! (Created page with 'Good choice. *May I go left now please. *So far so good, right is the best by far. Category: Smile') (top)
- 00:42, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. (Created page with 'I am a hungry chalupa. *Mr. T don't like this game! Mr. T says go right, fool! *Uh, the other way. Category: Smile') (top)
- 00:41, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Go go go go left. (Created page with 'A wise decision... *Right as night. *Like it matters.. Category: Smile') (top)
- 00:40, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Right right right go. (Created page with 'A wise decision... *Rit. *What rhymes with left? Category: Smile') (top)
- 00:39, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N *Points left* (Created page with 'Fine. Go that way. See if I care. *Go go go go left. *Right right right go. Category: Smile') (top)
- 00:37, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Right as night. (Created page with 'Haven't you been this way before? *LLLLLLLLLLEFT. *RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. Category: Smile') (top)
- 00:36, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Like it matters.. (Created page with 'A wise decision... *Right as night. *What rhymes with left? Category: Smile') (top)
- 00:36, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Right as the IRS. (Created page with 'The wind blows to the left, but the decision is yours. *I don't let the wind judge my actions. Right it is! *Like it matters.. Category: Smile') (top)
- 00:35, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) Compass King. (top)
- 00:35, 23 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Compass King. (Created page with 'A wise decision... *Right as night. *What rhymes with left? Category: Smile')
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