Shoot the bird with your laser baton
From Create Your Own Story
You shoot the bird with the laser baton, but the beast is laser-proof. Screeching in anger, the Raptoropticon dives toward you. Before you can lob a lithium grenade or use a laser-lance, the beast grabs you in its talons.
As it lifts you into the air, you manage to retain one electro-pistol. Taking careful aim, you shoot the bird in the lower abdomen. Howling in pain, the giant bird monster starts to plummet toward the ground. You keep on shooting, killing the bird. You land on top of a passing sock-worm-thing. The bird lands on top of you. You're squished! Oh no!
THE END