Shoot First
From Create Your Own Story
There is...a firefight!
You dive behind the couch and start blasting away. One of the madness yous is there, slinging insanity orbs at the rapist and vampire yous across the way. A female you is also behind the couch, firing at the goldfish you and Nazi yous on the staircase. Ape You comes in and screams in fright, but before he can get away, he's gunned down by fifteen of the leprechaun yous. A green-skinned you from a land with no boundaries knocks and arrow to his bow and says, "How the heck are we gonna get out of this one?"
Your response: "With luck!