Right fat bastard: Nygil Geter
From Create Your Own Story
Your name is Nygil Geter and you just woke up to the sounds of singing. Mind you not good singing but life is life rolling over you see that it is only 7am! Damn it you think my alarm doesn't even go off until 10am and yet here I am awake as hell what the fuck am I supposed to do until 10.