R: "How the hell did I get beat up?"
From Create Your Own Story
"You really want to know?" Then voice asks in a concerned voice, most likely joking around.
You nod, "Yeah. Of course."
"Well." He begins, "When I came up to you, you were just standing beside a tree. I couldn't exactly quite see what you were doing. I have a feeling though that you were just having major thoughts encircling your mind at that moment. Then I threw the bag over you. As I tied the-"
"Wait." You interrupt the voices explanation, "I don't remember a bag?"
"Oh yeah. That's why you missed so many shots. It's because I chucked a bag over you. Not a plastic bag, one of the eco-friendly bags you would find in the supermarkets. As I was saying, while I tied the bag around your neck, you spun around and took a few swings. Only the first one hit me though, on the right shoulder. Didn't hurt me that much. After I completed tying the knot, I let you do what you want for a few seconds. Which was basically you swinging your arms round, occasionally hitting the tree you were standing beside you."
You hear him giggle a little. He's probably remembering that moment. Damn. How come you didn't just undo the bag? Well what's done is done.
The voice recovers from his giggling and continues, "By this time, I could see that you were becoming tired. So I just pushed you over, and you fell down so easily. You must have hit your head on something hard, because when I went to check if you were there, you were knocked out. I could have just left it at that and taken you, but I decided that it would be best if I threw a few punches to your face now while I had the chance. That must explain the blood."
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