R: "Excuse me, but what are these fumes?"
From Create Your Own Story
"Oh, you heard me." The voice replies in a disappointed tone, "Sorry about the shouting, he really does piss me off sometimes. You know, when you were still fast asleep, he always kept talking to me, it was fun for a while, but after a while started to become-"
"Annoying, yes, just answer the question. What are those fumes you were threatening him with?"
"Fine, i'll tell you." The voice sighs, "You mind if I grab drink from the fridge? I'm feeling a little bit-"
"JUST GO! YOU DON'T NEED TO ASK ME!"
"Looks like someone's having their period..."
You hear rustling from the other side of the device, followed by the sound of a can of soft drink being opened. It's only been a few hours, and you're already starting feel thirsty. Not good.
"Okay, I've got a drink." He calls out, "I was going to keep this a surprise, but the fumes are-. Wait, no. Why should I tell you? I'm the boss around here, I get to decide whether I should tell you things or not. So I'll tell you this, if you do anything extremely bad, I will use the fumes on you."
Well that didn't help you at all. You sit down besides the wall.
