Possess the 93 year old man

From Create Your Own Story

You drift into the geezer's decrepit body. You feel his consciousness fade, and yours set in. You try walking a couple of feet. It's painful. "Holy fuck, I'm old!" you manage to croak, while walking at the imperceptible speed of half a mile per hour. You feel that:

• This fuckin' sucks! Possess someone else
• This is great! Old guys are at the edge of life and death, therefore no one cares if he does some things that are a little... deviant...
• You want to masturbate in the street

You are:

a female ghost, possessing a 93-year-old man