Piggy's Day/You will fall for it
From Create Your Own Story
However, about three minutes in you find yourself furiously reading through one of them.
Piggy: "Let's see. 'You find a wallet on the street, and you notice it has the owner's name and adress. Do you return the wallet to it's owner? If yes, read on - if no, move to page 15.' I'm going to keep the wallet to myself. Screw the police!"
You turn to page 15.
Piggy: "The police comes, and blows up your ass. That's gotta be a translation error."
You then turn the book around to inspect it's back cover, and notice a sticker saying "Made in China"
Piggy: "Oh, nevermind, then."
Grudgingly you venture back upstairs.
Piggy: "Bah! I've made no use of this day whatsoever! Although, it is only 2 pm...."
You decide to go:
