Piggy's Day/Use psychological warfare

From Create Your Own Story

As the hooded people gather around your cage, you resort to spewing slader.

Piggy: "YOU BUNCH OF HOODED HOODLUMS THINK YOU CAN BUTCHER ME LIKE SOME KIND OF AN ANIMAL!?"

Not expecting an answer, one of the hooded people points out that you are an animal.

Piggy: "No, I'm a mutant! I was born out of a tin can. Basically it means that I'm a sentinent object."

The hooded people huddle together to speak for a moment. One of them takes the hood off, and reveals themselves to be the mother of the family.

Mother: "Sorry about the trouble. We can only use actual living beings for ritualistic murders."

You are let go, and you run out of the forest as fast as possible. You decide not to even wait for Swine, and go straight to the Washington Centre for Time Travel. It's two hundread dollars well spent.

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