Piggy's Day/Take the wrapping off yourself
From Create Your Own Story
You bite down onto the cloth in your mouth until you've cut through it, and manage to regain your breath.
Piggy: "Swine, you fool, I almost died of asphyxiation! I told you to TAKE the WRAPPING off.
Swine: "Ooooh, okay. Well, you were sort of turning blue, so I guess I should've realized that."
Piggy: "Now, let's start this over. I think you should do it this time, Swine."
Swine: "I'm not about that. Let's just stick a giant bandage on your nose and be done with it."
Swine takes out the largest single bandage that he can find, and sticks it on your upper lip. The bleeding halts completely. The ambulance gets to your house in three minutes. After some inspection, the paramedics take a blood sample and are able to determine that you've not recieved a brain infection. You're given instructions to remove the bandage after two days.
Piggy: "Well, that's a relief!"
After two days, you are ready to remove the bandage.
Piggy: "Here goes nothing..."
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