Piggy's Day/No!

Roommate: "No! Slackers like you would only be in the way."

Being in prison, you decide to assert you dominance by grabbing him by the neck.

Piggy: "WHO YOU CALLIN' A SLACKER!?"

Roommate: "NOBODY! I didn't call you a slacker!"

You let him go, and go back resting in bed.

Piggy: "Good. That would've hurt my feelings."

Your roommate whips out a chisel, and starts poking the ceiling. He thinks to himself:

Roommate: "If that madman won't escape, then I will!"

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