Piggy's Day/Die like a seaman
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "Go to prison for this? Hell no, this is so stupid and embarassing, just kill me now."
Fisherman "Whatever floats yer boat. Or sinks yer bloat...ed corpse. Eh, nevermind."
The fisherman ties your arms and legs and tosses you overboard. This was unnecessary as you were a poor swimmer to begin with, but you drown nevertheless.
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