Piggy's Day/Contruct a spirit level

From Create Your Own Story

Piggy: "I could make a spirit level to measure the angle at which the ground is in. All I need is some copper, glass, pure water and some power tools..."

You reconsider this option.

Piggy: "Hmm... that might actually be a stupid idea. What was the other thing? A carousel? No way in helt am I doing that. With these tools that would take over a week!"

Instead of building jack shit, you go off and explore a bit to maybe find the river. There are only four possible directions, aren't there? With determination and utmost steadfastness, you start walking in a random direction. After three hours of walking without a hat, you get a sunstroke and go a wee bit insane. You walk into a dark cave.

Piggy: "Oh no, it's getting quite dark."

You look back at the cave entrance, and think that it's the sunset.

Piggy: "Let's see, the sun always rises from the east and sets in the east, then goes up again and down to south, and then under and over with the needle in the other hand... no wait, that's how you knit a scarf."

Confused, you scratch your head for a bit, only to have a piece of your sunburnt scalp fall off. You pick up the bloody and dried piece of skin.

Piggy: "My my, the ticks here in Asia are larger than back home."

Right around this point, a tiger residing in the cave attacks and eats you.

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