Piggy's Day/1346 - the Middle Ages
From Create Your Own Story
You decide that the Middle Ages during the Plauge would be a very uplifting experience.
You find yourself standing on a tree stump. Any time machines before the year 3333, when time machines were invented, have to be concealed so that locals cannot use them. Incidentally, before the beginning of the 20th century time travellers are not allowed to reveal their identity as time travellers. Unfortunately for you, a local woodsman sees you appearing out of nowhere.
Woodsman: "What? Where did that pig come from?"
Piggy: "Oh shit! You're not supposed to see me!"
Woodsman: "A SPEAKING PIG! IT'S POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL! AAAAAAH!"
The woodsman runs off screaming into town. You realize the unfortunate implications.
Piggy: "Oh, no! I forgot that the locals aren't used to seeing talking pigs!"
Swine: "Yeah, you wouldn't belive how difficult it was for me in Ancient Greece."
This was the first time Swine ever met Piggy.
Piggy: "Let's split up so they can't get both of us!"
Swine: "Okay, you go to town and I'll go to the forest."
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