Offer to wait for as long as it takes

From Create Your Own Story

"I'm cool," you say. "I can wait here all day if I have to. I'll just stand here and admire your beauty."

"Um, thanks?" she says. "It'll only take like a minute or two. This is quick-drying polish."

"Let's pretend it isn't," you say. "We'll just say that I had to stay with you because you're... wet."

"Seriously?" the receptionist says. "Isn't that like a wedding ring you got on? I'm so not into married men."

Do you:

• Remove your wedding ring and toss it over your shoulder
• Claim that you're looking for someone to join you and your wife for a thresome
• Claim that it isn't a wedding ring

You are possessing:
Delivery Guy