MEU AS Spiderman steps in
From Create Your Own Story
You hear a sound come from above, and a manhole cover falls from the ceiling and knocks you down. On your way down you glimpse Spiderman swing in. He promptly kicks your ass, grabs Mary Jane, and swings away. 5 Minutes later he returns, kicks your ass again, and takes you to a bunch of scientists, who kill the alien symbiote, therefore killing you.
THE END