Lie down in front of a bulldozer
From Create Your Own Story
You go have a lie down in front of the lead bulldozer. They can't knock down your house without running you over first, and they wouldn't do that.
You hope.
"Mr. Dent," Mr. Prosser says.
"Hello? Yes?" you say.
"Some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?"
"How much?" you ask.
"None at all," says Mr. Prosser.
He then storms away nervously.
Do you:
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| Health | {{{Health}}} | You have: A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea 
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| MP | {{{MP}}} | |
| Level | {{{Level}}} | |
