Let them arrest you and take you to Wikipedia HQ

From Create Your Own Story

You are arrested by the Wikipedia Admins, and are sent to their secret HQ under the sea. There you meet none other than... JIMMY WALES. "You vandalized Wikapedia." he says. "That is a horrendous crime... and now you must pay..." What do you do?

• Try and persuade Jimmy Wales to let you free
• Flirt with Jimmy Wales
• Try to escape Jimmy Wales
• Piss all over the floor

You are:

A 10-year-old girl