Kill the four Earths with the Sun Gun

From Create Your Own Story

BLAM. BLAM. BLAM. BLAM. You fire the Sun Gun, once at each of your Earths. They explode in succession, one after the other.

Now, there is no Sun, and no Earths. What's the point of all of this?

• There is no point. Don't you get it? There never was a point. All those years of life you wasted, hoping that I had some "bigger purpose" planned for you, some monumental destiny... it was all to shit. Life is nothing.
• The point is that I'm fucking God, bro, and you need to shut your whore mouth and make me some sandwiches!
• Atheists were right, and I don't exist, which means that none of this happened, and the Earth is just fine

You are:

God