Jump in some dude's lap
From Create Your Own Story
There's a group of guys playing beer pong on a table set up against the living room wall. You walk up to one of the guys sitting the couch waiting for a chance to play and hop in his lap.
"Why hello you," the guy says in surprise. He's a little chubby with goatee. He's wearing a football jersey and a backwards cap.
You put your arm around his shoulders and lean in towards his ear, "Let me ask you something. Are you any good at this game?"
"I'm the fucking Beer Pong master."
"Bullshit! He's the Beer Pong pussy," yells one of the guys at the table.
"I was really hoping to play tonight. Would you be my partner?"
"Of course. We'll have no problem beating that dumb fuck."
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