I'm the fishmonger.

From Create Your Own Story

The watchmen roar with laughter at your pathetic excuse.

"I'm the fishmonger, I just lost my keys," mimics the captain. "Is that the best you can do? You're the worst liar I've ever seen. Take him to jail, lads, that'll teach him."

They tie your hands and lead you to a squat windowless building near the outer wall. Inside, it is very dark. All the cells are filled with hardened criminals, mostly gangsters and murderers. The good news is that you are put in a cell with only one other prisoner, but the bad news is that the prisoner in question is an Ogre who has been charged with six counts of rape.

Luckily, we will not delve into further details.

THE END.