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From Create Your Own Story

You lame-ass excuse pisses off the cop, who wishes he had a nickel for every time he heard it. He drags you out of the car, beats your ass, tazers you, and then shouts for you to stop resisting when you're lying bloodied on the ground. Before you know it, you're in the drunk tank, where a misdiagnosed zombie named Turdburgler eats your face.