Hoboken Hal 2
From Create Your Own Story
You tediously haul yourself up the shag-carpet stairs into the kitchen. By the time you get there, the answering machine is recording a message.
"...your captain speaking. For taking our 10-question survey, I'll hook your ass up with a free fucking one-way ticket to Aruba. Get the Hell out of this shi--*click!*"
Looking out the window, you see that the car is absent. You're alone in your mother's house.
What the Hell now?