Go home and watch TV instead

From Create Your Own Story

You have decided that instead of going on a mission to save your best friend and partner, I would be cooler to go to your trailer and watch some reruns of "LOST" instead. Wow, sucks to be Jeff Starship, am I right! Since you never went on the adventure due to laziness you live a long and somewhat uneventful life, until you are finally killed on your 40th birthday when a pie eating contest goes horribly, horribly wrong.

The End.