Go Into "Dicks Sporting Goods"
From Create Your Own Story
You walk into the store and go straight to the counter. "So if this is Dick's Sporting Goods, where is Dick?" you ask the pimply teenager who is working the register.
Before he can open his mouth to answer, you say "Haha nevermind I just found him, you fuckin' dick!"
You flip him the bird and walk out but the arcade is still closed. What do you do next?