G: "So, do you need any help?"

From Create Your Own Story

"I don't think The GA would have sent you here, because he would have mentioned something. I won't need help, no. I already created and helped enough so now I can ban other gods who got in through the Internet Ad he put up some time ago. Since then, the Interface has been turned by vandals into dating sites 6 times."

"Well, I might need some help," You say, hopng he might agree.

"Well, give me your GESTAPO(God-Edition Silent Transferral Ark Pong Original)" and he gets the brackets in without stopping, though most people would take several. (You have to find a way to say those brackets.)

"Why's it called that?"

"Well, it's used in other places, so we had to add the God edition or we'd copyright away everthing else. It's a silent transfer and we work through a ping-pong table on the ark."

"Call it G-mail?"

"Google copyrighted that."

"G-Transfer?"

"Someone copyrighted it. The Gestapo's on the back of your communicator."

"I think that would be offensive." you say, taking out your communicator, He enters something on yours. 91417905.

"The Nazi next door with immense influence next door ordered it. He was supported by the Illuminati organiser on the right side."

G: "Do you want to see this weird message?"

G: Go into the corridor.

G:Go back to being a God.(Finally)