Fight the ship badassly

From Create Your Own Story

"We fight badassly" you command.

"What does that even mean?" asks Rory.

"We can't take them in a straight fight so decide, we're gonna fight badassly" you explain.

"That does not make any fucking sense" Rory complains.

You have the ship crash into the French vessel. You then jump off from your ship to theirs, shooting several soldiers in mid air. This is despite your gun only carrying one shot, because you are just that good.

Landing on the ship, you start slashing enemies left, right, up, down and sideways.

Eventually your badasslyness allows you to kill every one of those motherfuckers and take the ship back to port the following day.

Your superiors are impressed.

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