Duck and hope that Ana can handle the ball
From Create Your Own Story
You duck, figuring that since Ana is much more athletic than you and has much faster reflexes, she should be able to handle the ball.
"What the..." Annabelle, who is busy drinking her beer, suddenly sees you duck and notices the ball coming right at her. With her reflexes and athleticism, she makes an amazing one-handed catch while still holding her beer in her other hand. The spectators in the vicinity break into applause for her...then glare at you.
"What the fuck was he thinking..."
"What kind of asshole ducks and leaves a girl to get hit like that..."
"Lucky she's such a badass and made that great catch..."
Annabelle glares at you. "What the fuck was that?"
"I was just..." You are interrupted by Annabelle's beer being thrown in your face. She then grabs your beer and throws it in your face, and then dumps the tray of cheesy nachos on your head. Everyone laughs and applauds.
"Consider yourself dumped and fired, loser." She backhands you across the face, a ring she is wearing leaving a painful welt and a distinct mark on your cheek, then grabs the nearest hot guy and kisses him on the mouth.
You scramble out of there as fast as you can, feeling like a total cuck. The fans, jeering, throw food and beer at you as you pass by. When you finally make it outside the stadium, you find a secluded corner and have yourself a good cry.
THE END